I am a dull and simple lad I am a dull and simple lad Eu sou um rapaz simples e estúpido Cannot tell water from champagne Cannot tell water from champagne Não posso dizer sobre a água do champagne and I have never met the Queen and I have never met the Queen E eu nunca me encontrei com a rainha And I wish I could have all he has got - And I wish I could have all he has got - E eu queria ter tudo que ele tem I wish I could be like David Watts I wish I could be like David Watts Eu queria ser como David Watts And when I lie on my pillow at night And when I lie on my pillow at night E quando eu deito em meu travesseiro de noite I dream I could fight like David Watts I dream I could fight like David Watts Eu sonho que eu poderia lutar como David Watts And lead the school team to victory And lead the school team to victory E conduzir o time da escola para a vitória Take my exams and pass the lot Take my exams and pass the lot Levar meus exames e ter sorte He is the head boy at the school He is the head boy at the school Ele é o garoto cabeça na escola He is the captain of the team He is the captain of the team Ele é o capitão do time His is so gay and fancy free His is so gay and fancy free Ele é tão alegre livre e extravagante And I wish I could have all the money he's got And I wish I could have all the money he's got E eu queria ter todo o dinheiro que ele tem I wish I could be like David Watts I wish I could be like David Watts Eu queria ser como David Watts And all the girls in the neighbourhood And all the girls in the neighbourhood E todas as garotas da vizinhança Try to go out with David Watts Try to go out with David Watts Tentam sair com David Watts The try their best but can't succeed The try their best but can't succeed Elas dão o seu melhor mas não conseguem ter sucesso For he is of pure and noble creed For he is of pure and noble creed Pois ele é um puro e nobre credo