In 2004 I read a letter in the star
It were about a german market in the town
They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine
An the author of the letter had to frown
Cause whereÂ’s he gonna park
WhereÂ’s he gonna park
His shopmobility scooterrrrrrÂ…Â…
Tadaaaayyyy X 2
In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub
Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop
Well half way there , he hit the kerb an battery went flat
Now heÂ’s stuck about ½ a mile from co-op.
An whereÂ’s he gonna charge
WhereÂ’s he gonna charge
His shopmibility scooterrrrÂ…Â….
Tadaaayyyyy
Tadaaayyyyy
In 2006 I had me eye on fairer sex
I where tryin t impress this lovely lass called jean
I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side
Now IÂ’m courting, an its thanks to mean machine
But where am I gonna put jean
Where am I gonna put jean
In me shopmobility scooterrrrrÂ….
Tadaaayyyyyy
Tadaaayyyyy
I love you jeanÂ…