{*phone rings*} Hello? {*phone rings*} Hello? *telefone toca* alô? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Oi, quer ir numa festa comigo? No - the game's on No - the game's on Não - O jogo começou Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there Oh, quase esqueci, estarei aí logo We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e nós não nos importamos com quem sabe From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl De tiro nos aros, à super boliche We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e nós não nos importamos com quem sabe Football football football, tennis hockey golf Football football football, tennis hockey golf Futebol futebol futebol, tênis, hóckey gol The game is starting everyone is here The game is starting everyone is here O jogo está começando e todos estão aqui I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer Eu pego meus aperitivos, meus amigos e uma cerveja Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun Só dois caras normais saíram se divertir (Right guy number two?) Yeah guy number one (Right guy number two?) Yeah guy number one (Certo cara número dois?) Sim cara numero um E to the S to the P to the N E to the S to the P to the N E ao S ao P ao N Is all I watch cause I'm the man Is all I watch cause I'm the man É tudo que eu assisto porque eu sou o homem If my team loses I'll be mean all night If my team loses I'll be mean all night Se meu time perder eu serei mau a noite inteira If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight Se você me dizer para relaxar nós iremos brigar Watching sports with girls is a pain Watching sports with girls is a pain Assistir sportes com garotas é uma dor They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain Elas não sabem as regras, e não há tempo para explicar Single, double, triple, homerun Single, double, triple, homerun Simples, duplos, triplos, homerun For the celebration I'll shoot my gun For the celebration I'll shoot my gun Para a celebração eu irei atirar minha arma I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy Eu gosto do meu amigo, ele é realmente um cara parceiro He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve Ele não é escandaloso que nem aquele Steve We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e não nos importamos com quem sabe From Wimbledon to the Astrodome From Wimbledon to the Astrodome Do Wimbledon ao Astrodome We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e não nos importamos com quem sabe Football football football, tennis hockey golf Football football football, tennis hockey golf Futebol futebol futebol, tenis hockey golf Now when I say SPORTS, you say NUTS Now when I say SPORTS, you say NUTS Agora quando eu dizer ESPORTES, você diz LOUCO Sports, nuts, sports, nuts Sports, nuts, sports, nuts esportes, louco, esportes, louco When I say CHEATING, you say SUCKS When I say CHEATING, you say SUCKS Quando eu dizer TRAPACEANDO, você diz MERDA Cheating, sucks, cheating, sucks Cheating, sucks, cheating, sucks trapaceando, merda, trapaceando, merda I drink whiskey cause I like the taste I drink whiskey cause I like the taste Eu tomo whiskey porque eu gosto do sabor You think it's bitter but I think it's great You think it's bitter but I think it's great Você acha que é amargo mas eu acho que é bom I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars Eu também tomo whikey e nós fumamos cigarros Don't believe me? Smell our cars Don't believe me? Smell our cars Não acredita em mim? cheira nossos carros We're real men, and we like sporta We're real men, and we like sporta Nós somos verdadeiros homens, e nós gostamos de esportes If you say we're not then we'll see you in court If you say we're not then we'll see you in court Se você dizer que não somos então nós nos veremos no tribunal I'm team captain and I choose you I'm team captain and I choose you Eu sou o capitão do time eu escolho você I'm the other team captain and I choose you too I'm the other team captain and I choose you too Eu sou o outro capitão do time e eu escolho você também We steal the ball and we're off to the races We steal the ball and we're off to the races Nós roubamos a bola e nós estamos fora das corridas Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces Então nós assustamos o outro time com nós caras de cachorro louco Like WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT Like WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT Tipo O QUE QUE QUE QUE QUE, O QUE WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT OQUE QUE QUE QUE QUE, O QUE We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e nós não nos importamos com quem sabe From the pre-game jokes to the wrap-up show From the pre-game jokes to the wrap-up show Das piadas de pré-jogos até o show enrolado We like sports and we don't care who knows We like sports and we don't care who knows Nós gostamos de esportes e não nos importamos com quem sabe Football football football, tennis hockey golf Football football football, tennis hockey golf Futebol futebol futebol tenis hockey golf Throw me the baseball Throw me the baseball Deite-me o baseball Now toss me the pigskin Now toss me the pigskin Agora me lance o bacon Now feed me the rock Now feed me the rock Agora me alimente com rock Now give ME the rock Now give ME the rock Agora me dê o rock