No one likes me
I can tell
Sitting in the U-Bend
Disregarding the smell

Go take a pee
ItÂ's all fine and well
But donÂ't throw that book at me
YouÂ'll go to hell

Chorus
My life was full of misery
And youÂ're still mean to me
And though IÂ've taken my last breath
Now youÂ're ruining my death

Contemplating suicide
From what Peeves said
Then I remembered
IÂ'm already dead

Wanted peace and quiet
Look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book
Falling through my head

Chorus

LetÂ's all throw books at Myrtle
Because she is dead
And youÂ'll win fifty points
If it goes through her head

LetÂ's all throw books at Myrtle
While sheÂ's trying to pee
But just wait till itÂ's your turn
And youÂ'll be sorry

DonÂ't throw that book at me, Ginny
DonÂ't throw that book at me, Ginny

Chorus

DonÂ't throw that book at me, Ginny
DonÂ't throw that book at me, Ginny