I'm taking a ride to the liquor store I'm taking a ride to the liquor store Estou dando um pulo na adega I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more Estou atrás de uma cerveja e algo mais I'm gonna spend all the money she had I'm gonna spend all the money she had Eu vou gastar toda a grana que ela tem on a nude girl in a dirty old mag-a-zine on a nude girl in a dirty old mag-a-zine Em uma garota nua numa revista velha e safada 50 cents cheaper than the real thing 50 cents cheaper than the real thing 50 centavos mais barato que a parada verdadeira even though it may be a little bit disgusting even though it may be a little bit disgusting Mesmo que seja um pouco nojento can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama Não dá pra reclamar e nem fazer drama it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama É nomeada a nova sensação chamada coleção de mãos direitas I don't know why I don't know why Não sei porque I don't know why I don't know why Não sei porque It sure feels good It sure feels good É gostoso demais most every time most every time Na maioria das vezes alright alright certo Pamela and her five sisters Pamela and her five sisters Palma da mão e seus dedos are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters Estão me deixando cheio de bolhas asquerosas a third degree burn going straight to my head a third degree burn going straight to my head Uma queimadura de terceiro grau indo direto para cabeça I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted Acho que minha tubulação está meio enferrujada close encounters of the strangest kind close encounters of the strangest kind Encontros marcados do tipo mais estranho I got the heebee-jeebes for the hundredth time I got the heebee-jeebes for the hundredth time Me dá calafrios pela centésima vez It didn't work out the way it was planned It didn't work out the way it was planned Não funcionou da forma que planejei all I got now is a beer in my hand all I got now is a beer in my hand Tudo o que tenho agora é uma cerveja na minha mão I don't know why I don't know why Não sei porque I don't know why I don't know why Não sei porque It sure feels good It sure feels good É gostoso demais most every time most every time Na maioria das vezes I'll tell you why I'll tell you why Não sei porque alright alright certo