I saw a little kid I saw a little kid Eu vi um pequeno garoto As he walked around As he walked around enquanto ele andava He picked a candy bar up He picked a candy bar up Ele achou um doce Off the ground Off the ground no chão He chowed about a half He chowed about a half Ele comeu até a metade Then his face turned blue Then his face turned blue Então o seu rosto ficou azul Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo Limpar aquele doce foi burrice Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele Unless you can throw it away Unless you can throw it away A não ser que seja só para jogar fora Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're gonna be bummed that you went that way Você vai se dar mal por ter feito isso You're out there makin' bacon You're out there makin' bacon Você está la fora fazendo bacon, No scrutiny No scrutiny não estou vigiando You mess around too much You mess around too much Você embroma demais And you got VD And you got VD e você pegou uma DV You know you never think You know you never think Você sabe que nunca pensa muito And you're sore today And you're sore today e agora você está prejudicado You're gonna take it back to California You're gonna take it back to California Você vai ter que voltar à Califórnia Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele Unless you can throw it away Unless you can throw it away A não ser que seja só para jogar fora Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're gonna be bummed that you went that way Você vai se dar mal por ter feito isso My friend was kinda hurtin' My friend was kinda hurtin' Meu amigo, foi meio doloroso For a girl to try For a girl to try para uma garota He saw one that looked like Pat He saw one that looked like Pat Ele viu uma que parecia com a Pat On Saturday Night Live On Saturday Night Live no Saturday Night Live It had a pair of thingies It had a pair of thingies Tinha algumas semelhanças But a mustache too But a mustache too mas um bigode também Not clearly male nor female Not clearly male nor female Não dava para saber se era homem ou mulher, So now what to do So now what to do então o que fazer? Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele Unless you can throw it away Unless you can throw it away A não ser que seja só para jogar fora Don't pick it up I say Don't pick it up I say Não pegue isso - eu disse a ele You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're gonna be bummed that you went that way Você vai se dar mal por ter feito isso