Funny face, funny 'cause I’m not happy inside
Funny face, if you look real close my eyes have died
Funny face,
It’s him you want but I’ll do in his place
Funny face,
It’s a slap slap slap in the face

Is this the hand I’ve been dealt
where’s my negotiator
Is this the hand I’ve been dealt
where’s my negotiator
Is this the hand I’ve been dealt
where’s my negotiator

Funny face,
your lips may lie but feelings don’t hide
Funny face,
lovers entwined but where is your mind
Funny face,
looks as though I need a lovers guide
Funny face,
do you know what it’s like being second prize

You’re all I’ve ever wanted but I wanted more of you,
all of you, more than you were willing to offer
even the parts you chose to hide, more of you,
all of you, more than you could ever imagine.