My pet robot
My pet robot theodore
My pet robot I adore

It takes me for a walk
Drags me downtown
Theodore I adore
Talks with paper tongues
That's a funny sound
T9000 I adore you

My pet robot
My pet robot theodore
My pet robot I adore
My pet robot
My pet robot theodore
My pet robot I adore

Things are getting slow
I think it's running low
Theodore I'll restore you
Plug it in the wall
It makes no sound at all
Theodore is it over
Is it over is it over