Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer Ontem à noite eu tive burritos e bebi muita cerveja And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear E agora um cheiro engraçado está saindo de minha parte traseira My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon Minha namorada tenta segurar o nariz e cai desmaiada I got a problem and I don't know what to do I got a problem and I don't know what to do Eu tenho um problema e eu não sei o que fazer HELP! HELP! AJUDA! I can't stop farting (4x) I can't stop farting (4x) Eu não posso parar de peidar(4x) My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks Minha bunda flutuante soa como 27 patos I sit and try to take a shit outta luck I sit and try to take a shit outta luck Eu sento-me e tento tomar uma merda fora de sorte My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room Meu esfíncter traseiro é cabeça feia como eu limpo o quarto I got a problem and I don't know what to do I got a problem and I don't know what to do Eu tenho um problema e eu não sei o que fazer HELP! HELP! AJUDA! I can't stop farting I can't stop farting Eu não posso parar de peidar