I've got friends all over
the great Pacific Northwest,
They're all invited
to my self-indulgent birthday party.
Only you know,
only you know,
only you know...

I wanna be a techie for
my favorite indie rock band,
But I don't have the time
and I hate to travel.
I don't want to let you down,
don't want to let you down...

'Cuz only you know,
only you know,
only you know
What good music is.