Went to work this morning
'Bout two hours late
I don't know how this happened
You know it's just my fate
Now my boss he's mad
About this whole situation
He starts to scream and holler
He thinks my minds on vacation

You know I'm always tryin' to do my best
But it seems that I just can't make the test
No matter what I do or what I say
Things always happen this way

I told this story to my baby
She starts to jump holler and shout
She tells me I'm a big dumbell
And now she tells me to get out!
Now I ain't got noone or nothin'
Not one little thing you see
I finally found the right place
On the wrong day
Yeah!

It's always happening this way
And I look and I try
And I run all around the place
But I just can't find one little thing to say
I try and do my best
Be just like all the rest but here I am