I'm gonna kill you for cutting my hair like that
I came in here looking like this
And I'm leaving here looking like that
How did you get a job here anyway

How do you expect me to walk down the street
My hair looks like a big piece of crap
How did you get a job here
When you don't even know how to cut my hair

I came in here looking like this
And I'm leaving here looking like that
How did you get a job here
When you don't even know how to cut my hair

I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh
I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh
I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh
I got a bad haircut, ahhhhh

Oh man
Oh Baby Jesus
Look at my hair
They wrecked my hair
Don't go in there
They'll cut your hair like this
Don't go in there
Don't