She works downtown in an unmarked bar, She works downtown in an unmarked bar, Ela trabalha no centro da cidade em um bar despercebido, Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life Voando em volta dos polos Ela sempre me deu espanto I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol Eu não pretendia me envolver mas era o álcool Mixed with and empty feeling inside Mixed with and empty feeling inside Misturado com o sentimento vazio dentro de mim Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night' Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night' É uma pessima ideia se apaixonar por uma "mulher da noite" Why didn't God give her two left feet Why didn't God give her two left feet Por que Deus a não deixou sem dois pés Then she couldn't run away from me! Then she couldn't run away from me! Dai ela não poderia fugir de mim! Months go by and I'm alone in bed Months go by and I'm alone in bed Meses se passaram e eu estava sozinho na minha cama While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive Enquanto ela estava se lubrificando com executivos e advogados que chegavam I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie Eu coloquei uma barba, um terno e gravata To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight Para conseguir entrar, pois eu quero ver minha garota hoje I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy Eu fiz todo esse esforço para ver a minha leal Patricia ir pra casa com outro cara. Why didn't God give her two left feet Why didn't God give her two left feet Por que Deus não a deixou sem dois pés Then she couldn't run away from me! Then she couldn't run away from me! Dai ela não poderia fugir de mim! Why didn't God give her two left feet Why didn't God give her two left feet Por que Deus não a deixou sem dois pés then she couldn't run away from me! then she couldn't run away from me! Dai ela não poderia fugir de mim! She thinks I'm sad and that's alright She thinks I'm sad and that's alright Ela acha que eu estou triste e não tem problema But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi Mas ela não me odeia assim e esse é o meu pequeno alibi I can't, I can't leave, I can't I can't I can't I can't, I can't leave, I can't I can't I can't Eu não posso, eu não posso ir embora, eu não posso, eu não posso She's my coked-up botox girl She's my coked-up botox girl Ela é minha garota drogada e com botox Patricia, Patricia Patricia, Patricia Patricia, Patricia Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine Oh Patricia a Stripper você é meu raio de Sol Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight Oh Patricia a Stripper venha pra casa essa noite Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine Oh Patricia a Stripper você é meu raio de Sol So why can't you come home with me tonight? So why can't you come home with me tonight? Então porque você não pode vir pra casa comigo essa noite?