Jesus was a Jewish philosopher Jesus was a Jewish philosopher Jesus era um filósofo judeu Had a lot of nice ideas Had a lot of nice ideas Tinha um monte de ideias legais About our existential fears About our existential fears Sobre nossos medos existenciais Much admired by his peers Much admired by his peers Muito admirado por seus seguidores Short and Jewish and quite political Short and Jewish and quite political Pequeno,Judeu e bem político Often hesitant and very analytical Often hesitant and very analytical Muitas vezes hesitante e muito analítico Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Woody...Allen...Jesus! Woody...Allen...Jesus! Woody Allen ... ... Jesus! Jesus was a great entertainer Jesus was a great entertainer Jesus era um grande artista Doing cools tricks all of the time Doing cools tricks all of the time Fazendo truques legais toda hora Turning water into wine Turning water into wine Transformando água em vinho Make stormy weather fine Make stormy weather fine Fazendo um clima tempestuoso ficar bom Even now his stunts confound us Even now his stunts confound us Mesmo agora suas proezas nos confundem Kind did what Derren Brown does Kind did what Derren Brown does Mais ou menos o que o Derren Brown faz Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen mágico Magic...Woody...Allen...Jesus! Magic...Woody...Allen...Jesus! Mágico ... Woody Allen ... ... Jesus! Jesus died but then came back to life Jesus died but then came back to life Jesus morreu, mas depois voltou à vida So the Holy Bible said So the Holy Bible said Assim a Bíblia Sagrada disse Kind like in Dawn of Dead Kind like in Dawn of Dead Mais ou menos como em Madrugada dos Mortos Like a movie by Silmon Pegg Like a movie by Silmon Pegg Como um filme de Silmon Pegg Try that these days, you'd be in trouble Try that these days, you'd be in trouble Tente fazer isso estes dias, você estaria em apuros Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel Geeks tentariam te bater com uma pá Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Mágico Zumbi Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus! Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus! Mágico Woody Allen Zumbi Jesus! Jesus ascend into heaven Jesus ascend into heaven Jesus ascendeu aos céus He was an incredible guy He was an incredible guy Ele era um cara incrível Desappeared right into the sky Desappeared right into the sky Você muitas vezes não encontrar caras que voam You don't often find fellas that fly You don't often find fellas that fly Desapareceu bem no meio do céu And only once did he use his ability And only once did he use his ability E só uma vez ele usou sua habilidade With a great power comes great responsibility With a great power comes great responsibility Com um grande poder vem grandes responsabilidades Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Super-Hero Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Super-Hero Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Mágico Zumbi SuperMan Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus' mother gave birth to him Jesus' mother gave birth to him A mãe de Jesus deu à luz a ele Without having sex with a dude Without having sex with a dude Sem ter feito sexo com um cara No, she would never be that rude No, she would never be that rude Não, ela nunca mais seria tão rude Never even being nude with the dude Never even being nude with the dude Nunca mesmo estaria nua com um cara Breeding without the opposite gender is Breeding without the opposite gender is Reprodução sem sexo oposto é Commonly known as parthenogenesis Commonly known as parthenogenesis Comumente conhecido como partenogênese Other animals that don't need males Other animals that don't need males Outros animais que não precisam de homens Include a lot of lizards, and various snails Include a lot of lizards, and various snails Incluindo um monte de lagartos, e vários caracóis Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Mágico Zumbi SuperMan Dragão de Komodo Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus can communicate with the deceased Jesus can communicate with the deceased Jesus pode se comunicar com os mortos Like Psychic Sally Like Psychic Sally Como a médium Sally Jesus live forever, which is pretty odd Jesus live forever, which is pretty odd Jesus vive para sempre, que é muito estranho But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood Mas não tão estranho quanto o seu fetiche por beber sangue Jesus is in more than one place at a time Jesus is in more than one place at a time Jesus está em mais de um lugar ao mesmo tempo Like an electron or Schrödinger's feline Like an electron or Schrödinger's feline Como um elétron ou o gato de Schrodinger Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle Jesus tirou do nada o milagre de andar na água He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle Ele era tão versátil como um veículo anfíbio Jesus long hair, bare feet and a beard Jesus long hair, bare feet and a beard Jesus tinha os pés descalços, cabelos compridos e pé descalço Look, i'm not saying i am Jesus Look, i'm not saying i am Jesus Olha, eu não estou dizendo que sou eu I'm not saying that i am Jesus I'm not saying that i am Jesus Eu não estou dizendo que eu sou Jesus I'm not saying that i am Jesus I'm not saying that i am Jesus Eu não estou dizendo que eu sou Jesus I am Jesus! I am Jesus! Eu sou Jesus! Praise be to Jesus Praise be to Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Woody Allen Jesus! Woody Allen Jesus! Woody Allen Jesus! Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Super-Hero Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft Me Jesus! Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Super-Hero Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft Me Jesus! Louvado seja Jesus Woody Allen Zumbi SuperMan Dragão-de-Komodo telepático vampiro quantum Hovercraft(veículo anfíbio) Eu JESUS!