I walked in. The band just started. I walked in. The band just started. Eu andei dentro A banda acabou de começar. The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. O cantor não podia levar uma música em um balde. Was on a mission to drown her memory but Was on a mission to drown her memory but Estava em uma missão para afogar sua memória, mas I thought "no way" with all this ruckus I thought "no way" with all this ruckus Eu pensei "nenhuma maneira" com toda esta balbúrdia (chorus) (chorus) (coro) But after one round with Jose Cuervo But after one round with Jose Cuervo Mas depois de uma rodada com Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tapping long with the beat I caught my boots tapping long with the beat Eu peguei minhas botas batendo muito tempo com a batida And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo E depois de duas rodadas com Jose Cuervo That band was sounding pretty darn good to me That band was sounding pretty darn good to me Essa banda estava soando muito bom para mim Then some stranger asked me to dance Then some stranger asked me to dance Então um estranho me pediu para dançar And I revealed to her my two left feet And I revealed to her my two left feet E eu lhe revelou os meus dois pés esquerdos Said, "Don't get me wrong - I'm glad you asked Said, "Don't get me wrong - I'm glad you asked Disse: "Não me interpretem mal - Estou feliz que você perguntou But tonight's about me and an old memory" But tonight's about me and an old memory" Mas esta noite é sobre mim e uma memória antiga " (chorus) (chorus) (coro) Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo Então, depois de três rounds com Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor I let her lead me out on the floor Eu a deixei levar-me no chão And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo E depois de quatro rodadas com Jose Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before I was showing off moves never seen before Eu estava mostrando nunca se move visto antes (bridge) (bridge) (ponte) Well around five or round six Well around five or round six Bem em torno de cinco ou seis redondos I forgot what I came to forget I forgot what I came to forget Esqueci o que eu vim para esquecer And after round seven, or was it eight? And after round seven, or was it eight? E depois de sete redondos, ou era oito? I bought a round for the whole dang place I bought a round for the whole dang place Eu comprei uma rodada para o lugar inteiro do dang (chorus) (chorus) (coro) And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo E depois de nove rodadas com Jose Cuervo They were countin' me out, an' I was about to give in They were countin' me out, an' I was about to give in Eles estavam contando-me para fora, um "eu estava prestes a dar em And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo E depois de dez rodadas com Jose Cuervo I lost count and started counting again I lost count and started counting again Perdi a conta e começou a contar novamente (tag) (tag) (Etiqueta) One round with Jose Cuervo One round with Jose Cuervo Uma rodada com Jose Cuervo I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo Fui duas rodadas com Jose Cuervo Three rounds with Jose Cuervo Three rounds with Jose Cuervo Três rodadas com Jose Cuervo (Guys talking and joking) (Guys talking and joking) (Rapazes conversando e brincando) Go on and get me another one, whooo Go on and get me another one, whooo Vá em frente e me outra, whooo Five, or was it four Five, or was it four Cinco, ou era quatro (laughing) (laughing) (risos) Four or five, yeah! Four or five, yeah! Quatro ou cinco, yeah! Six rounds with Jose Cuervo Six rounds with Jose Cuervo Seis rodadas com Jose Cuervo Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo.... Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo.... Oito rodadas com Jose Cuervo ....