Well, everyone knows Juanita Well, everyone knows Juanita Bem, todos sabem Juanita Her eyes each a different color Her eyes each a different color Seus olhos cada uma com uma cor diferente Her teeth go out and her chin goes in Her teeth go out and her chin goes in Seus dentes sai e seu queixo entra And her... knuckles, they drag on the floor And her... knuckles, they drag on the floor E ela ... juntas, eles arrastam no chão Those aren't the words Those aren't the words Essas não são as palavras There are children present! There are children present! Há crianças presentes! Her hair is like a briar Her hair is like a briar Seu cabelo é como um briar She stands in a bow-legged stance She stands in a bow-legged stance Ela está de pé com uma perna no arco And if I weren't so ugly And if I weren't so ugly E se eu não fosse tão feio She'd possibly give me a chance She'd possibly give me a chance Ela poderia me dar uma chance