My granny while on her death bed My granny while on her death bed Minha avó, quanto em seu leito de morte She turned and said to me She turned and said to me Ela se virou e disse pra mim " Why must you view life so morbidly? " Why must you view life so morbidly? Por que você precisa ver a vida tão morbidamente? I tried to teach you right I tried to teach you right Eu tentei te colocar na linha But somewhere I went wrong But somewhere I went wrong Mas errei em alguma coisa 'Cuz you sing those 'Cuz you sing those Já que você canta essas Death death devil devil evil evil songs Death death devil devil evil evil songs Mórbidas, diabólicas e malignas canções When six pallbearers put her down When six pallbearers put her down Quando os seis carregadores do caixão abaixaram And laid her body in the ground And laid her body in the ground E deitaram o seu corpo no chão My eyes were wet My eyes were wet Meus olhos estavam úmidos My face was very long My face was very long Eu estava muito emocionado The pastor said: Son, here you are The pastor said: Son, here you are O pastor disse: Filho, aqui está você Won't you please take this guitar Won't you please take this guitar Por favor pegue este violão Sing dear departed Granny one last song Sing dear departed Granny one last song Cante para a sua falecida avó uma última canção And I sang death death And I sang death death E eu cantei... Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Hell you know that's how I get along Hell you know that's how I get along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem The world is full of tragedy The world is full of tragedy O mundo está cheio de tragédia So how can it be wrong? So how can it be wrong? Então como é que isso pode ser errado? Singing death death death death Singing death death death death Cantando mórbidas Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic Bem, eu estava fazendo compras em Hot Topic And I was walking out the door And I was walking out the door E eu estava saindo pela porta When two dumb jocks came up to me When two dumb jocks came up to me Quando dois idiotas idiotas vieram até mim They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" Eles disseram: Ei, bicha, não é dia das bruxas And they kicked my lipstick to the floor And they kicked my lipstick to the floor E eles chutaram meu batom no chão And I sang death death And I sang death death E eu cantei... Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Hell you know that's how I get along Hell you know that's how I get along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem The world is full of idiots The world is full of idiots O mundo é cheio de idiotas So how can it be wrong? So how can it be wrong? Então como é que isso pode ser errado? Singing death death death death Singing death death death death Cantando Mórbidas Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções Well, I went down to church on Sunday Well, I went down to church on Sunday Bem, eu fui à igreja no domingo I sat up front in a pew I sat up front in a pew Eu sentei na frente em um banco The priest said " Jesus and Mary too The priest said " Jesus and Mary too O padre disse: Jesus e Maria também Son what the devil's got into you Son what the devil's got into you Filho o que o diabo fez em você Get up and sing a hymn or two " Get up and sing a hymn or two " Levante-se e cante um hino ou dois And I sang death death And I sang death death E eu cantei... Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Hell, you know that's how I get along Hell, you know that's how I get along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem The world's full of hypocrisy The world's full of hypocrisy O mundo é cheio de hipocrisia So how can it be wrong? So how can it be wrong? Então como é que isso pode ser errado? Singing death death death death Singing death death death death Cantando Mórbidas Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções I was invited to the White House I was invited to the White House Fui convidado para a Casa Branca The president pulled me aside The president pulled me aside O presidente me puxou de lado He said " Son sing us a song of peace He said " Son sing us a song of peace Ele disse: Filho, canta-nos uma canção de paz For those evil-doers in the Middle East " For those evil-doers in the Middle East " Para aqueles malfeitores no Oriente Médio I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme Eu revirei meus olhos e chutei essa rima I sang death death I sang death death E eu cantei... Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Hell you know that's how I get along Hell you know that's how I get along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem The world is full of W's The world is full of W's O mundo é cheio de W's So how can it be wrong? So how can it be wrong? Então como é que isso pode ser errado? Singing death death death death Singing death death death death Cantando Mórbidas Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções Well then I died and went to Hell Well then I died and went to Hell Então eu morri e fui para o inferno I could tell right away by the awful smell I could tell right away by the awful smell Eu poderia dizer imediatamente pelo cheiro horrível That this was clearly not the pearly gates That this was clearly not the pearly gates Que isso claramente não era os portões perolados The devil said " come here young man The devil said " come here young man O diabo disse: Venha aqui jovem My wife and I are your biggest fans " My wife and I are your biggest fans " Minha esposa e eu somos seus maiores fãs So naturally I felt I had it made So naturally I felt I had it made Então, naturalmente eu senti que tinha feito Well then he reached into an iron chest Well then he reached into an iron chest Bem, então ele se aproximou de um baú de metal And he picked the tool that he felt was best And he picked the tool that he felt was best E ele escolheu a ferramenta que ele achava melhor And then he jabbed me in the schlong And then he jabbed me in the schlong E então ele me cutucou no schlong With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs Com um forcado que tinha afiado pontas He turned to me and winked and sang this song He turned to me and winked and sang this song Ele se virou para mim e piscou e cantou essa música He sang death death He sang death death E eu cantei... Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Yeah I know that's how you got along Yeah I know that's how you got along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem I find your song hilarious I find your song hilarious Eu acho sua música hilária But now your soul's precarious But now your soul's precarious Mas agora sua alma é precária Singing your death death death death Singing your death death death death Cantando sua mórbida Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções I'm just kidding kid I'm just kidding kid Eu estou brincando criança Welcome to Hell Welcome to Hell Bem vindo ao inferno Enjoy the buffet Enjoy the buffet Aproveite o bufê Death death Death death Mórbidas Devil devil devil devil Devil devil devil devil Diabólicas Evil evil evil evil songs Evil evil evil evil songs Malignas canções Hell you know that's how we get along Hell you know that's how we get along Bem, você sabe que é assim que eu me dou bem The world is full of sinners The world is full of sinners O mundo é cheio de pecadores So how can it be wrong? So how can it be wrong? Então como é que isso pode ser errado? Singing death death death death Singing death death death death Cantando Mórbidas Devil devil evil evil songs Devil devil evil evil songs Diabólicas e malignas canções