(To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Ken: Hey Barbie
Barbie: Hey ken!
Ken: Wanna go for a ride!
Barbie: Sure Ken.
Ken: Well forget it!
Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankenstien's creation
Im a bald, homely girl,
All alone in the world, Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky
Ken: You're a dog and a troll, were you hit by a train?
Wont go near you 'cause your breath is skanky
Don't get touched, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore
Ooooh
Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
im a relaltion to Frankenstien's creation
Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah
Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Boo-hoo
Barbie: Oh, lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: sorry, but you're too damn ugly.
Barbie: Oh, screw you, Ken!!