I said, I said, I said, I say, here's a lesson you don't get
I said, I said, I said, I say, I loop the loop when I get loose
I said, I said, I said, I say, ignition ignite your night out
I said, I said, I said, I say all the slang that a boy can use

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Watch the walk and watch the talk, you don't need no walking stick
Watch the way you talk and walk, you don't use no parachute
A bottle and a knife and fork, comes on down so slick and quick
Walkie-talkie watch that talk, what's the alphabet he picked?

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Creature's the feature, creature's the feature
He's gonna eat-cha, slang teacher, slang teacher
Creature's the feature, creature's the feature
He's gonna eat-cha, slang teacher, slang teacher

Gasoline gonna fill you up, gas'll get you out the door
Gasoline gonna pump you up, made to pick you off the floor
Gasoline gonna blow you up, then you'll never need no more
Gasoline gonna chew you up, that's what you chew your million for

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Creature's the feature, creature's the feature
He's gonna eat-cha, slang teacher, slang teacher
Creature's the feature, creature's the feature
He's gonna eat-cha, slang teacher, slang teacher

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room
Teacher

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher, chuck your daddy out the room

Slang teacher, no pain in the mouth
Slang teacher, no long in the tooth
Slang teacher, chew it up, spit it out
Slang teacher