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Goodbye (a Story)

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Once upon an egg, there was not one, not two, but
One vertically challenged vicar named Guuurdenky
Slipslogruya-Q. He sealed himself in some
tupperware and ran out of oxygen fairly quickly. His
Gravestone read “www.brillo.com”. Unfortunately
(and to fantastical circumstances) the vicar did not
require oxygen function, thus he remained
trapped underground in tupperware for many a
chronological passing.

Did i mention that he was buried by MC Hammer?

Guuurdenky slowly began to wibble in a frantic
Attempt to free himself of this airtight, plastic cage.
What can be said now is a word that doesn't exist:
Leltenfindusbq. And with that, Guuurdenky erupted
from the ground, the theme tune from “Hart to
Hart” booming from his gaping facial opening. With
Little hesitation, he struck revenge on those who had
Stapled him to various branded biros in his youth,
through method of volatile fuselage. He had fufilled
his greatest dreams and conquered half of Europe in
Mighty breath, tearing apart time as we know it and
piecing it back together with safety pins and UHU.
He unloaded the pins.

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