Once upon an egg Once upon an egg Era uma vez um ovo There was not one, not two There was not one, not two Não havia um, não dois But one vertically challenged vicar But one vertically challenged vicar Mas um vigário desafiado verticalmente Named Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q Named Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q Chamado Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q He sealed himself in some tupperware He sealed himself in some tupperware Ele se selou em algum tupperware And ran out of oxygen fairly quickly And ran out of oxygen fairly quickly E ficou sem oxigênio rapidamente His gravestone read w-w-w dot His gravestone read w-w-w dot Sua lápide leu www dot Prillo dot com Prillo dot com Prillo dot com Unfortunately Unfortunately Infelizmente And to fantastical circumstances And to fantastical circumstances E para circunstâncias fantásticas The vicar did not require oxygen to function The vicar did not require oxygen to function O vigário não precisou de oxigênio para funcionar Thus he remained trapped underground in tupperware Thus he remained trapped underground in tupperware Assim, ele permaneceu preso no subsolo em tupperware For many a cronological passing For many a cronological passing Para muitos, uma passagem cronológica Did I mention that he was buried with M. C. Hammer Did I mention that he was buried with M. C. Hammer Eu mencionei que ele foi enterrado com MC Hammer Guuurdenky slowly begun Guuurdenky slowly begun Guuurdenky começou lentamente To wibble in a frantic attempt to free himself of his airtight plastic cage To wibble in a frantic attempt to free himself of his airtight plastic cage Para wibble em uma tentativa frenética para libertar-se de sua gaiola de plástico hermético What can be said now is a word that doesn't exist: leltenfindusbq What can be said now is a word that doesn't exist: leltenfindusbq O que pode ser dito agora é uma palavra que não existe: leltenfindusbq And with that Guuurdenky erupted from the ground And with that Guuurdenky erupted from the ground E com isso Guuurdenky entrou em erupção do chão The theme tune from Hart to Hart The theme tune from Hart to Hart O tema da música de Hart para Hart Booming from his gaping facial opening Booming from his gaping facial opening Booming de sua abertura facial aberta With little hesitation With little hesitation Com pouca hesitação He struck revenge on those who had stapled him He struck revenge on those who had stapled him Ele se vingou daqueles que haviam grampeado ele To various branded biros in his youth To various branded biros in his youth Para vários biros de marca em sua juventude Through method of volatile fuselage Through method of volatile fuselage Através do método de fuselagem volátil He had fulfilled his greatest dreams He had fulfilled his greatest dreams Ele havia cumprido seus maiores sonhos And conquered half of Europe in mighty breath And conquered half of Europe in mighty breath E conquistou metade da Europa em um poderoso sopro Tearing apart time as we know it Tearing apart time as we know it Rasgando o tempo como o conhecemos And piecing it back together with safety pins and U.H.U And piecing it back together with safety pins and U.H.U E juntando-o novamente com alfinetes de segurança e UHU He unloaded the pins He unloaded the pins Ele descarregou os pinos Thend Thend Thend