Herculean bellboy is lost in his room
Asleep to the world
Dreads the coming new year
But maybe it's just he has nothing to wear
And where have all his friends gone
Like Lisa LaRoch in her pale violet dress
The letters that she gave him and went straight to his head

He likes the rock n roll sounds of anything pre-1984
He turns the MTV on and questions the taste of the human race
Herculean bellboy just wanders around in his torn dressing gown
He's searching for a reason to get up out of bed
And yes he's well read

Herculean bellboy
Let's go wander through the autumn leaves
And the air that you've been tasting
Is the life that you've been wasting
Herculeaaaan

Herculean bellboy wants a brand new love
Just like everyone
He'd like to be a dancer, or a mover, or a salesman
One who sells things that he believes in

Herculean bellboy
Let's go wander through the autumn leaves
And the air that you've been tasting
Is the life that you've been wasting
Herculeaaaan
Herculeaaaan
Herculeaaaaaaan