Get out your santa socks christmastime is near
It's time to fill them up it's almost been a year
Don't go easy on the food friend fish was in reclame
Fish I hear you thinking this dude must be insane

Turn up your central heating santaclause is near
No time for shaving just let grow that beard
Don't go choppin' down no pinetree I got me a spare
Get out your fluffy clothing santa's in the air