Hey man, you got some fine college here,
All the advantages,
You got Ivory walls,
Lecture halls,
Full dressed balls...

And you got the Crusiers,
For the nasty stuff,
For the get down music,
And were hangin' tough

You better grab you a woman,
And don't mention your name,
Cause after tonight,
She'll never be the same,

When the lights go out,
And the clock winds down,
You better find you a woman,
To go downtown,

A no hand-holdin baby,
Who'll nip and tuck,
I want a girl off the streets,
Who knows how to(START MUSIC)