porn star (kevin so)
So you wanna be a porn star
You wanna have sex with hot chicks
You wanna drive a big fancy car
Big enough for your big flick
So you wanna be a porn star
You don’t care what everyone thinks
Yeah you wanna be a porn star
Coz right now your life really stinks
So come on...
PORN STAR ! PORN STAR !
So you wanna be a porn star
You don’t have any other skills
Yeah you wanna be a porn star
You can’t seem to get that record deal
Might as well be a porn star
You know that size is not a factor
So you wanna be a porn star
But you wanna be called an actor
Just take off your clothes, don't screw up your lines
Don’t pick your nose, make sure you last a long time
PORN STAR ! PORN STAR !
So you wanna be a porn star
Yeah you wanna be a porn star