I've seen enough romantic comedies
To know the end of these
And if I kept a diary
It'd probably read
Abort!
Abort!
You're trouble, you're bursting my bubble
You plucked out all my stubble
My handsome lady beard
And it's weird, I let it happen, I let you play Captain
It's time I took action...
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, let's do it all over again

Like coo-coo crazy, as is something in the brain
Like who, who hit me with a ten-ton train
You're looking for a fighter, I just wanna hold hands
How about a logical looker who has similar plans
You're trouble, you're bursting my bubble
You hover like the Hubble
You wanna see me stumble (and, and, and...)
Is it me, or is this standard
It's turning to a hazard, password:
Abort!
Abort!
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, let's do it all over again

I betted, I said it, I'm sure I'll never forget it
But you're mental, you're nuts
It's too much pain on my guts
I got so much to learn, I got so much crazy to burn
I want you outta my head
I want you outta my heart
You're trouble, you're bursting my bubble
You got me seeing double
Trust me, it's a struggle
And I know that I cannot help you
I'm sorry, I have to
Abort!
Abort!
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, I didn't know it then
I know you're crazy now, let's do it all over again