[We are the dateless losers, ow!]

We all are all alone,
With no one by our side,
You are so lucky,
Beautiful and bright,
All the cool kids go steady,
They're making out at twelve,
We sit in our rooms--alone,
By ourselves,
It's Friday,
No phone call,
Nobody asked us out,

We are the dateless losers!
Lonely until we die!
So unappreciated!
Why, why, why, why?

We're not so bad you know,
But you won't give us a chance,
Take us to the movies,
To dinner or to dance,
Not perfect,
Not too hip,
But we need lovin' too,

We are the dateless losers!
Lonely until we die!
So unappreciated!
Why, why, why, why?

We are the dateless losers!
Lonely until we die!
So unappreciated!
Why, why, why, why?

We are the dateless losers!
Lonely until we die!
So unappreciated!
Why, why, why, why?