We all know the girls that I am talking about / well they are time bombs and they are ticking / and the only question's when they'll blow up / and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt / cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them / and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man / let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings / so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off / cause we'll know just what they're thinking / she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way / her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday / she said to me that she's so happy its depressing (stressed out that its soothing) / and all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring / if its drama you want then look no further/ they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives / and it just kills me how they get away with murder / they're anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize cause when its black (it) means watch your back because you're probably / the last person in the world right now she wants to see / and when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately / and ask her out because sh'll most likely agree / and when its green it means that she is really stressed / and when its clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's alright i must confess) / we all know the girls that I am talking about / she liked you wednesday but now its friday and she has to wash her hair / and it just figures that we'll never figure them out / first she's jekyll and then she's hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair / mood ring oh mood ring / oh tell me will you bring / the key to unlock this mystery / of girls and their emotions / play it back in slow motion / so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind. We all know the girls that I am talking about / well they are time bombs and they are ticking / and the only question's when they'll blow up / and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt / cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them / and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man / let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings / so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off / cause we'll know just what they're thinking / she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way / her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday / she said to me that she's so happy its depressing (stressed out that its soothing) / and all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring / if its drama you want then look no further/ they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives / and it just kills me how they get away with murder / they're anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize cause when its black (it) means watch your back because you're probably / the last person in the world right now she wants to see / and when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately / and ask her out because sh'll most likely agree / and when its green it means that she is really stressed / and when its clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's alright i must confess) / we all know the girls that I am talking about / she liked you wednesday but now its friday and she has to wash her hair / and it just figures that we'll never figure them out / first she's jekyll and then she's hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair / mood ring oh mood ring / oh tell me will you bring / the key to unlock this mystery / of girls and their emotions / play it back in slow motion / so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind. Nós todos sabemos as garotas de quem eu falo/Bem, elas são bombas-relógio e estão fazendo tic-tac E a única pergunta é quando que vão explodir/ E elas vão explodir Nós sabemos, sem dúvidas/ Pois elas são aquelas garotas Yeh, você sabe essas garotas que deixam as emoções tirarem o melhor delas/ E eu preparei um tipo de plano pra ajudar meu amigo/ Vamos fazer com que garotas emocionais usem anéis de humor/Então elas vão ser despejadas quando fazerem tic-tac, Pois saberemos exatamente o que estão pensando, o que estão pensando/ Ela é tão fofa mas nem sempre age assim/ Seu humor muda e muda quase todo dia/ Ela diz que é tão feliz, é deprimente E tudo que eu digo é 'alguém arranje um anel de humor pra ela'/Se é drama que você quer, não procure mais/ Elas gostam do mundo real, conhecem garotos, conhecem o mundo e dias de nossas vidas/ E me mata como elas conseguem se livrar de assassinatos/ Elas vão te irritar com seus olhos Esses olhos que te observam com compaixão/ Pois quando é preto, significa tome cuidado pois você é provavelmente/ A ultima pessoa do mundo que ela quer ver agora E quando está azul, significa que você devia ligar imediatamente pra ela/ E pedir pra sair com ela, pois ela provavelmente vai aceitar/ E quando está verde, simplismente significa que ela está realmente estressada/ E quando está limpo, significa que está completamente sem emoções (E isso é beleza, devo confessar)/ E todos nós sabemos as garotas de quem eu falo/ Ela gosta de você na quarta-feira, mas hoje é sexta-feira e ela tem que lavar o cabelo/ E você percebe que nunca as vai decifrar Primeiro ela é desinibida, depois ela se esconde... pelo menos, ela faz um belo par Anel do humor, oh anel do humor/ Oh diga-me, você trará a chave pra destrancar esse mistério?/ De garotas com suas emoções/ Mostre novamente em camera lenta Então talvez eu entenda a infraestrutura complexa conhecida como mente feminina.