[Spoken:]

'Round Christmas time

Ev'rybody buys a good friend a present of some kind

So, I bought mine a little old light present

I bought her a dresser


[Sings:]

Bought my baby a new dresser for Christmas

She lets me ramble all in her drawers

Bought my baby a new dresser for Christmas

She lets me ramble all in her drawers

Well, I may kinda wrinkle up her linen

But I'm only searchin' for her Santy Claus


She's got a streamlined dresser, man

And her legs stands kind of bow

Yes, she's got a streamlined dresser, man

Her legs stands kind of bow

Man, if I ever catch yo hands down in them drawers

You ain't gonna reach no mo

I'm 'on relieve you of yo grabbers


Well, I got a feelin'

I'll have to crush somebody's jaws

Yes, I got a sneaky feelin'

I'll have to crush somebody's jaws

I know my baby got a fine dresser

And you fellas wants to ramble in my baby's drawers

Mercy!


'Whoa, yeah ride' (right here)

'Ho, yeah' (another little one)

'My, my' (the end)


'My, my'

(higher there)

(alright)


Bought her a new dresser for Christmas

She lets me feel all around in her drawers

I bought her that new dresser for Christmas

She lets me put my hands all in her drawers

Well, I make her wrinkle up her linen

But I puts my hands right on her Santy Claus.


Slap dab in the middle, man!