One day I found myself climbing a stairway with no end. One day I found myself climbing a stairway with no end. Um dia encontrei-me a subir uma escada sem fim At the top a man stood waiting, he had a frog in his hand. At the top a man stood waiting, he had a frog in his hand. No topo, homem estava me esperando, ele tinha um sapo em sua mão The frog said his name was Darwin, but he meant the man's. The frog said his name was Darwin, but he meant the man's. O sapo disse que seu nome era Darwin, mas ele quis dizer que era o nome do homem I was just surprised that I could understand. I was just surprised that I could understand. Eu estava tão surpreso que eu podia entender Now the man was talking. He had a bony face. Now the man was talking. He had a bony face. Agora o homem estava falando. Ele tinha um rosto ossudo He said I am one of the inventors of the human race. He said I am one of the inventors of the human race. Ele disse que eu sou um dos inventores da raça humana I have two more contestants who claim the same as well. I have two more contestants who claim the same as well. Tenho mais dois concorrentes que afirmam o mesmo também One lives up in heaven, the other lives in hell. One lives up in heaven, the other lives in hell. Um vive no céu, o outro no inferno You're lucky that you met me before you did those two. You're lucky that you met me before you did those two. Você tem sorte que você me conheceu antes deles The one he means no evil but he expects a lot from you. The one he means no evil but he expects a lot from you. No primeiro não há nenhum mal, mas ele espera muito de você The other is a bastard he is wicked and he is mean. The other is a bastard he is wicked and he is mean. O outro é um canalha, mal e mesquinho If you ever meet him it's the last thing you have seen. If you ever meet him it's the last thing you have seen. Se você algum dia conhecê-lo, Será a última coisa que você irá ver Stay with me in nowhere land. Stay with me in nowhere land. Fique comigo em terra de lugar nenhum. The land where all is clear. No vague tales and promises. The land where all is clear. No vague tales and promises. A terra onde tudo é claro. Sem contos vagos e promessas Things are just like they appear. Things are just like they appear. As coisas são como parecem. The Devil promised me once all to my excite. The Devil promised me once all to my excite. O Diabo prometeu-me uma vez que tudo para minha excitação God he told me not to, hell's promises despite. God he told me not to, hell's promises despite. Deus disse-me que não, apesar de promessas do inferno Then the evil witch arrived from the mystical fog. Then the evil witch arrived from the mystical fog. Então chegou a bruxa malvada da névoa mística She told me wanker, you're no good and changed me to a frog. She told me wanker, you're no good and changed me to a frog. Ela me disse que merda, você não é bom e me transformou num sapo