Last night in my favourite joint, a fancy social meeting point
I saw her standing over there, with very little clothes to wear
In just one look I caught her eyes, a vacancy between her thighs

Her girlfriend featured on the scene, with the biggest norks you've had ever seen
Beverage here, small talk there, a compliment about their hair
They thought me king, I made them queens
A matter of time, just so it seems

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They seemed to be beguiled by me. Beguiled by me
All the girls I ever see, get beguiled by me

Their flesh was wild all through the night, but a little doubt came aside
Some call it guild, others fear
Tempting thoughts are hard to bear
For first since times I was no fool, I talked and talked and kept it cool

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You are dressed up fine, your is talk smooth and besides that you look real good
But I don't care, whatever you do, I really don't want to fancy you
You can drink my booze, I'll spare you a dime, for another cause I've got no time