I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister city
Policeman sitting
Pretty little
Policemen in the row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry-
I'm crying
I'm cry-

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

Expert texperts choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin
Singin' Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, g'joob