There's nothing wrong with your television set
Do not attempt to adjust your picture
We are controlling the transmission

"Hey boy, are we in control?"
"Hey look! I can see my voice!"
"Heheheh, brrrrr, eep eep, blup blup blup"
"This is my vooooice on TTTTTTTV!"
"Dad! You're ruining the mood!"
"Sorry."

For the next half hour
We will control what you see and hear
You are about to experience the terror and gore of
The Simpsons Halloween Special