Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice. Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice. Tempo foi quando um norte-americano prestes a ir para o estrangeiro seria advertido por seus amigos ou guias para não beber a água. Mas os tempos mudaram e agora um estrangeiro que venha para este país possam ser oferecidos os seguintes conselhos. If you visit American city, If you visit American city, Se você visitar a cidade norte-americana, You will find it very pretty. You will find it very pretty. Você vai achar muito bonita. Just two things of which you must beware: Just two things of which you must beware: Apenas duas coisas das quais você deve tomar cuidado: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Não beba a água e não respirar o ar. Pollution, pollution, Pollution, pollution, Poluição, poluição, They got smog and sewage and mud. They got smog and sewage and mud. Eles tem smog e esgoto e lama. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. Ligue a torneira e obter corrente quente e fria crud. See the halibuts and the sturgeons See the halibuts and the sturgeons Veja o halibuts eo esturjões Being wiped out by detergents. Being wiped out by detergents. Sendo dizimado por detergentes. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, Peixe tem que nadar e pássaros tem que voar, But they don't last long if they try. But they don't last long if they try. Mas eles não duram muito tempo se tentar. Pollution, pollution, Pollution, pollution, Poluição, poluição, You can use the latest toothpaste, You can use the latest toothpaste, Você pode utilizar a última pasta de dente, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste. And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste. E, em seguida, enxaguar a boca com resíduos industriais. Just go out for a breath of air, Just go out for a breath of air, Basta ir para fora para uma lufada de ar, And you'll be ready for Medicare. And you'll be ready for Medicare. E você estará pronto para o Medicare. The city streets are really quite a thrill. The city streets are really quite a thrill. As ruas da cidade são realmente muito emocionante. If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will. If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will. Se as capas não te pegar, o monóxido de vontade. Pollution, pollution, Pollution, pollution, Poluição, poluição, Wear a gas mask and a veil. Wear a gas mask and a veil. Usar uma máscara de gás e um véu. Then you can breathe, long as you don't inhale. Then you can breathe, long as you don't inhale. Depois, você pode respirar, desde que você não inalar. Lots of things there that you can drink, Lots of things there that you can drink, Um monte de coisas lá que você pode beber, But stay away from the kitchen sink. But stay away from the kitchen sink. Mas ficar longe da pia da cozinha. The breakfast garbage that you throw in to the Bay, The breakfast garbage that you throw in to the Bay, O pequeno-almoço de lixo que você joga para a Baía, They drink at lunch in San Jose. They drink at lunch in San Jose. Eles bebem na hora do almoço em San Jose. So go to the city, see the crazy people there. So go to the city, see the crazy people there. Então, vá para a cidade, ver as pessoas loucas lá. Like lambs to the slaughter, Like lambs to the slaughter, Como cordeiros para o abate, They're drinking the water They're drinking the water Eles estão bebendo a água And breathing <cough> the air. And breathing <cough> the air. E respiração <cough> o ar.