Got me a date with a supermodel. Ha ha ha
I know, I know I figured "fuck it"
Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle
Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket
Tell me what is it we're pretendin'?
Not to know, and who needs proof?
I don't need so much to remember
No, no, that's how it is, when you tell the truth
Woo!

How many times does somebody lie
'Til patience (ahh-ahh-ahh) runs her course?
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cuz you can't (ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more

That's the thing about self-improvement
Don't get me wrong, I plan on gettin' some soon
Outside the wire somethin's movin'
The barn burnt down now I can see the moon

A slice at a time, like a pizza pie
You (ahh-ahh-ahh) serve up the truth, don't want it anymore
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cuz you can't (ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more

Woo!

How many times does somebody lie
'Fore (ahh-ahh-ahh) patience runs her course?
Keep that in mind when we say goodbye
'Cuz you can't (ahh-ahh-ahh) get this stuff no more

(A slice at a time) wha-oh yeah!

Wha-oh! (Ahh-ahh-ahh) can't get that stuff no more!
Better keep that in mind! (keep it in mind)
When we say our goodbyes
'Cuz you can't get this stuff no more-ah!

Not this stuff, baby