Yeah Yeah Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A used ... pink bathrobe Um roupão rosa... Usado A rare ... mint snowglobe A rare ... mint snowglobe Um Raro... Globo de neve A Smurf ... TV tray A Smurf ... TV tray Uma TV... Do Smurf I bought on eBay I bought on eBay Eu comprei no Ebay My house ... is filled with this crap My house ... is filled with this crap Minha casa... Está cheia com essa porcaria, Shows up in bubble wrap Shows up in bubble wrap Que aparece em... Plástico bolha, Most every day Most every day Quase todos os dias What I bought on eBay What I bought on eBay O que eu comprei no Ebay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Diga-me porque (Eu preciso de outro "Pet Rock"). Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Diga-me porque (Eu tenho o despertador do Alf) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) Diga-me porque (Eu arrematei a peruca velha de Shatner) They had it on eBay They had it on eBay Eles tinham no Ebay I'll buy ... your knick-knack I'll buy ... your knick-knack Eu compro... Seu "knick Knack" **biscoito americano** Just check ... my feedback Just check ... my feedback Apenas verificando... Meu gabarito "A++!" they all say "A++!" they all say "A++" todos eles dizem They love me on eBay They love me on eBay Eles me amam no Ebay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Ir comprar (um saco de golfe ligeiramente danificado) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) Irei comprar (alguns "Beanie Babies" com novos tags) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway (From some guy) I've never met in Norway (De algum cara) Que nunca encontrei na Noruega Found him on eBay Found him on eBay Eu o achei no Ebay I am the type who is liable to snipe you I am the type who is liable to snipe you Eu sou do tipo responsável que "espia" você With two seconds left to go, whoa With two seconds left to go, whoa Com dois segundos para ir, Whoa, Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya Tenha Paypal ou Visa ,Qualquer coisa por favor As long as I've got the dough As long as I've got the dough Desde que eu tenha o dolar I'll buy ... your tchotchkes I'll buy ... your tchotchkes Eu compro... Seus "tchotchkes" Sell me ... your watch, please Sell me ... your watch, please Venda-me... Seu relógio por favor I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) Eu compro ( Eu compro, Eu compro, Eu compro...) I'm highest bidder now I'm highest bidder now Eu dei o melhor lance. (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (Lixo continua vindo pelo correio) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (Dessa venda de garagem mundial)(Cinzeiro dos duques) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (Hey! Um cinzeiro dos duques) Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) Oh Yeah! (Eu comprei no Ebay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Quero comprar (Uma lancheira do Pac-Man) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) Quero comprar (Uma caixa de meias em tubo da vintage) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) Quero comprar (Um Kleenex usado pelo Dr.Dre, Dr.Dre) (Found it on eBay) (Found it on eBay) (Encontrei no Ebay) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster) Quero comprar (aquele pôster da Farrah Fawcet) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Distribuidores de "Pez" e uma torradeira). (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (Não sei por quê... O tipo de coisas que você joga fora) (I'll buy on eBay) (I'll buy on eBay) (Eu comprarei no Ebay) What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y O que eu comprei no Ebay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y