Once, there was this kid who Once, there was this kid who Então, tinha esse garoto que Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint Viajou para o Singapura e trouxe junto sua lata despray And when he finally came back And when he finally came back E quando ele finalmente voltou He had cane marks all over his bottom He had cane marks all over his bottom Ele tinha marcas de cano por todo o traseiro He said that it was from when He said that it was from when Ele disse que eram de quando The warden whacked it so hard The warden whacked it so hard Ele foi espancado violentamente Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm (*whip* sound) Ahh (*whip* sound) Ahh (chicotada) Ahh Once there was this girl who Once there was this girl who E tinha essa garota que Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion Deseja ser uma patinadora campeã And when she finally made it And when she finally made it E quando ela finalmente conseguiu She saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound) She saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound) Ele viu uma outra garota que era melhor que ela (*brilho*) And so she hired some guy to And so she hired some guy to E ela contratou uns caras para Club her in the kneecap Club her in the kneecap Espancar aquela garota Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm (*thwack* sound) Ahh (*thwack* sound) Ahh (*tropeça*) Ahh Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm They got paid for their sound bites They got paid for their sound bites Eles foram pagos por isso And sold their TV movie rights And sold their TV movie rights E venderam os direitos para uma série de TV And then, there was this guy who And then, there was this guy who Então, esse cara que Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner Deixou a esposa tão chateada que um dia ela cortou a salsicha dele fora And when he finally came to And when he finally came to E quando ele finalmente He found that Mr. Happy was missing He found that Mr. Happy was missing Descobriu que o seu Sr. Felicidade tinha sumido He couldn't quite explain it He couldn't quite explain it Ele não podia explicar direito por quê It'd always just been there It'd always just been there Sempre esteve lá Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está) (There were, there is) (There were, there is) (Ali onde ali está) (There were, there is) (There were, there is) (Ali onde ali está)