I sued Taco Bell I sued Taco Bell Eu processei a Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas Porque eu comi quinhentas mil Chalupas And I got fat! And I got fat! E eu engordei! I sued Panasonic I sued Panasonic Eu processei a Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave They never said I shouldn't use their microwave Eles nunca disseram que eu não devia usar o microondas deles To dry off my cat To dry off my cat Para secar o meu gato Huh, I sued Earthlink Huh, I sued Earthlink Huh, eu processei a Earthlink 'Cause I called them up 'Cause I called them up Porque eu liguei pra eles N' they had the nerve to put me on hold N' they had the nerve to put me on hold E eles tiveram a coragem de me deixar na espera I sued Starbucks I sued Starbucks Eu processei o Starbucks 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap Porque eu derramei Frappucino no meu colo And brrr, it was cold! And brrr, it was cold! E brrr, estava frio! I sued Toys'R'Us I sued Toys'R'Us Eu processei a Toys'R'Us 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball Porque eu engoli uma Nerf Ball And nearly choked to death And nearly choked to death E quase morri sufocado Ugh, I sued PetCo Ugh, I sued PetCo Eu processei a PetCo 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter Porque eu comi um pacote de areia para gatos And now I got bad breath! And now I got bad breath! E agora eu tenho mal hálito! I sued Coca-Cola, yo I sued Coca-Cola, yo Eu processei a Coca-Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle Porque eu pus o meu dedo numa garrafa And it got stuck! And it got stuck! E ele ficou preso! I sued Delta Airlines I sued Delta Airlines Eu processei a Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey Porque eles me venderam uma passagem pra Nova Jérsei I went there, and it sucked! I went there, and it sucked! Eu fui pra lá, e foi uma droga! Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Yeah!! If you stand me up on a date If you stand me up on a date Se você me deixar esperando num encontro If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late Se você entregar a minha pizza 30 segundos atrasados I'm gonna sue, sue I'm gonna sue, sue Eu vou processar, processar Yes, I'm gonna sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sim, eu vou processar Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do Processar, processar, yeah, é isso que eu vou fazer I'm gonna sue, sue I'm gonna sue, sue Eu vou processar, processar Yes, I'm gonna sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sim, eu vou processar Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! Processar, processar, yeah eu posso ainda processar você! Ugh!! Ugh!! Ugh!! I sued Duracell I sued Duracell Eu processei a Duracell They never told me not to shove that double-A They never told me not to shove that double-A Eles nunca me disseram pra não comprimir aquela duplo-A Right up my nose Right up my nose No meu nariz I sued Home Depot I sued Home Depot Eu processei a Home Depot 'Cause they sold me a hammer 'Cause they sold me a hammer Porque eles me venderam um martelo Which they knew I might drop on my toes Which they knew I might drop on my toes Que eles sabiam que eu poderia derrubar nos meus dedos do pé I sued Dell Computers I sued Dell Computers Eu processei a Dell Computers 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop Porque eu tomei um banho com meu laptop Now it doesn't work Now it doesn't work Agora ele não funciona I sued Fruit of the Loom I sued Fruit of the Loom Eu processei a Fruit of the Loom 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head Porque eu vesti as cuecas deles na minha cabeça I look like a jerk I look like a jerk E pareço um panaca I sued Verizon I sued Verizon Eu processei a Verizon 'Cause I get all depressed 'Cause I get all depressed Porque eu fico deprimido Any time my cell phone is roaming Any time my cell phone is roaming Sempre que meu celular fica vagando I sued Colorado I sued Colorado Eu processei o Colorado 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much Porque, sabe, eu acho que ele parece um pouco demais Like Wyoming Like Wyoming Com Wyoming I sued Neiman Marcus I sued Neiman Marcus Eu processei Neiman Marcus 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations Porque eu coloquei as decorações de Natal deles Way out of season Way out of season Muito fora da época I sued Ben Affleck I sued Ben Affleck Eu processei o Ben Affleck -- -- -- Aw, do I even need a reason? Aw, do I even need a reason? Ah, eu preciso de um motivo? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! If I sprain my ankle If I sprain my ankle Se eu torcer meu tornozelo While I'm robbing your place While I'm robbing your place Enquanto estou roubando o seu lugar If I hurt my knuckles If I hurt my knuckles Se eu machucar minhas juntas When I punch you in the face When I punch you in the face Quando eu te socar na cara I'm gonna sue, sue I'm gonna sue, sue Eu vou processar, processar Yes, I'm gonna sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sim, eu vou processar Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do Processar, processar, yeah, é isso que eu vou fazer I'm gonna sue, sue I'm gonna sue, sue Eu vou processar, processar Yes, I'm gonna sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sim, eu vou processar Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you Processar, processar, yeah eu posso ainda processar você! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar I'll take all of your money I'll take all of your money Vou pegar todo o seu dinheiro I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar If you even look at me funny If you even look at me funny Se você olhar estranho pra mim I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar I'll take all of your money I'll take all of your money Vou pegar todo o seu dinheiro I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar If you even look at me funny If you even look at me funny Se você olhar estranho pra mim I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar I'll take all of your money I'll take all of your money Vou pegar todo o seu dinheiro I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar If you even look at me funny If you even look at me funny Se você olhar estranho pra mim I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar I'll take all of your money I'll take all of your money Vou pegar todo o seu dinheiro I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar If you even look at me funny If you even look at me funny Se você olhar estranho pra mim I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar Ha-ha ha ha-haa Ha-ha ha ha-haa Ha-ha-ha ha-haa I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar What'chall think of that? What'chall think of that? O quê vocês acham disso? I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar Ha-ha ha ha-haa Ha-ha ha ha-haa Ha-ha-ha ha-haa Boo ya! Boo ya! Vou te assustar I'll sue ya! I'll sue ya! Vou te processar Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!