Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Eii, todo o mundo, escute, sua atenção por favor We wanna give you a warning We wanna give you a warning Queremos lhe dar uma advertência 'Cause I found out this morning 'Cause I found out this morning Porque eu descobri algo esta manhã About a dangerous, insidious computer virus About a dangerous, insidious computer virus Sobre um vírus de computador perigoso, insidioso If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' Se você receber um email com o assunto Queijo Fedorento Better off protecting your chances Better off protecting your chances Melhor passar longe para se proteger Under no circumstances, should you open it Under no circumstances, should you open it Sob nenhuma circunstância você deveria abri-lo Or else it will Or else it will Ou então ele vai Translate your documents into Swahili Translate your documents into Swahili Traduzir seus documentos para o idioma suaíli Make your TV record "Gigli" Make your TV record "Gigli" Fazer sua TV gravar Gigli Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling Castrar seu animal de estimação, e deixar sua lavanderia estática Look out! Look out! Cuidado! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze It's gonna make your computer screen freeze Vai fazer com que a tela do seu computador congele Look out! Look out! Cuidado! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs Apagar os especiais dos seus DVDs Look out! Look out! Cuidado! Erase your hard drive and your backups too Erase your hard drive and your backups too Apagar seu disco rígido e seus backups também And the hard drive of anyone related to you And the hard drive of anyone related to you E o disco rígido de qualquer um relacionado a você Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls Breve, muito breve, ele irá fazer a tinta das suas paredes descascar It'll make your keyboard all sticky It'll make your keyboard all sticky Fará seu teclado ficar todo pegajoso Give your poodle a hickey Give your poodle a hickey Deixara seu poodle com chupão And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney E investira seu dinheiro em ação na Disney Européia Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls Então, grampeará seu telefone e fará trotes interurbanos It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower Atrasará seu relógio em uma hora e começará a entupir sua banheira So just trash it now, or else it will So just trash it now, or else it will Por tanto apague isto agora, ou então, ele irá Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, Colocara você em um tobogã permanente Legally change your name to Reggie, Legally change your name to Reggie, Mudará seu nome legalmente para Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool Even mess up the pH balance in your pool Até mesmo mexer no equilíbrio de pH em sua piscina Look out! Look out! Cuidado! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull It's gonna melt your face right off your skull Vai derreter sua face deixando seu crânio de fora Look out! Look out! Cuidado! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull E vai fazer seu iPod tocar apenas Jethro Tull Look out! Look out! Cuidado! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep E fazer brincadeiras de "toc toc" quando você estiver pegando no sono Look out! Look out! Cuidado! And make you physically attracted to sheep And make you physically attracted to sheep E torná-lo fisicamente atraído por ovelhas Look out! Look out! Cuidado! Steal your identity and your credit card Steal your identity and your credit card Roubará sua identidade e seu cartão de crédito Look out! Look out! Cuidado! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards Lhe comprará uma loja cheia de colãs cor de rosa Look out! Look out! Cuidado! Then cause a major rift in time and space Then cause a major rift in time and space Então causará uma grande fenda no tempo e espaço And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place E deixará um monte de pacotes de Twinkie por toda parte That's right it's a That's right it's a É isso mesmo, é um Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Advirta todos seus amigos, envie isto para todo mundo Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now Conte para todo o mundo que você conhece, conte agora para todo o mundo If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born Se você for infetado, desejará nunca ter nascido So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn Portanto, antes que sua avó veja todos os seus e-mails pornôs Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Desligue seu computador e certifique-se que ele esteja desligado Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground Jogue-o num buraco de 43 pés de profundidade Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine Enterre completamente; pedras e pedregulhos devem bastar Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! Então queime todas as roupas que você pode ter usado no período que estava online! Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Virus alert! Virus alert! Alerta de vírus! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Apague imediatamente antes que alguém se machuque! Forward this message on to everybody Forward this message on to everybody Transmita esta mensagem a todos Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Advirta todos seus amigos, envie isto para todo mundo Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now Conte para todo o mundo que você conhece, conte agora para todo o mundo What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? O que você está esperando? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Basta apressar-se e transmitir isto para cada pessoa solteira que você conhece! Hit send right now! Hit send right now! Tecle enviar agora mesmo!