If God had long hair and a goatee If God had long hair and a goatee Se Deus tivesse cabelo comprido e cavanhaque And if his eyes were pretty glazed And if his eyes were pretty glazed E se seus olhos fossem muito vidrados If he looked spaced out If he looked spaced out Se ele tivesse olhos esbugalhados Would you buy his story Would you buy his story Será que você compraria sua história? Would you believe he had an eye infection? Would you believe he had an eye infection? Será que você acharia que ele tivesse uma infecção ocular? And yeah, yeah, God looks baked And yeah, yeah, God looks baked E, yeah, yeah, Deus parecesse chapado? Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, Deus, como cheira bem Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sim, sim, sim, sim, sim What if god smoked cannabis? What if god smoked cannabis? E se Deus fumasse maconha? Hit the bong like some of us Hit the bong like some of us Apertasse um como alguns de nós Drove a tie-dyed microbus Drove a tie-dyed microbus Dirigisse um micro-ônibus colorido And he subscribes to Rolling Stone And he subscribes to Rolling Stone E ele assinasse a Rolling Stone If god made this place, in the beginning If god made this place, in the beginning Se Deus fez este lugar, no início Did he plant any seeds? Did he plant any seeds? Ele plantaria algumas ervas? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve Ou ele colocasse elas lá para Adão e Eva So they'd be hungry for the apple So they'd be hungry for the apple Então eles teriam uma larica para a maçã That the snake was always offering That the snake was always offering O que a serpente estariam sempre oferecendo And yeah, yeah, God rolls great And yeah, yeah, God rolls great E, sim, sim, Deus parece chapado Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, God smells good Sim, sim, oh, Deus, como cheira bem Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sim, sim, sim, sim, sim What if god smoked cannabis? What if god smoked cannabis? E se Deus fumasse maconha? Do you suppose he had a buzz? Do you suppose he had a buzz? Você supõe que ele estaria doidão When he made the platypus When he made the platypus Quando ele fez o ornitorrinco When he created earth our home When he created earth our home Quando ele criou a Terra, nossa lar Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? Será que ele gosta de Pearl Jam ou os Stones? And do you think he rolls his own And do you think he rolls his own E você acha que ele aperta o seu próprio Up there in heaven on the throne Up there in heaven on the throne Lá em cima no céu no trono And when the saints go marching home And when the saints go marching home E quando os santos vão marchando para casa Maybe he sits and smokes a bong Maybe he sits and smokes a bong Talvez ele senta e fuma um cachimbo da paz